Ok, didn’t believe us about vegan zombies still eating brains? Well, perhaps the hardest of the hardcore hippy zombies do, indeed, eat grains. Plus, it keeps them regular. Human flesh is so binding, especially since a zombie has no heartbeat to get their digestive tract going. What, do I put too much thought into zombie dietary logistics? Just buy the god damn shirt.
Vegan Zombies Eat Grains! by shirtwhores
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