Finally, we are answering the immortal question of what it is exactly that vegan zombies it. The answer, is they still eat brains, stupid! They are god damn zombies, what do you expect? This one is flying off the shelves. We really DO crack ourselves up. Zing!
The answer is, of course, because “they love BRAINS!” This is one of our top rated double sided shirts. Check the link, and you can see both sides, as well as customize colors, shirt styles, etc. Grab one for the zombie, or horror, shirt fan in your life. Or yourself. Either way works for me, and remember 50% of all proceeds go towards getting me drunk!
Let the world know where your allegiances lay with our newest zombie shirt. Simple, and straight to the point. Brains! It’s whats for dinner!….and Lunch….And breakfast…..and possibly brunch. Wait, do zombies have brunch? Probably French zombies, eh?
This gets my vote for best shirt of the year. How often do you come across a wicked shirt that not only looks classy, but lets the world know about your allegiance to the mighty Satan? I’ve rocked this tee to church before. Grandma couldn’t figure out why I was such a fan of satin, lol. It’s because it’s so soft and silky, now get the hell back in the car, I cracked the window for you and everything. Don’t miss out on our exclusive satan phonetic tee, grab yourself one today!
Looking for the perfect tee for that Star Wars fan in your life? Hell, this shirt even works for the most adamant Star Wars haters you know. It says “Fuck Alderaan …. as if suddenly millions of voices cried out in terror and I suddenly ceased to give a shit.” Probably one of our most offensive t-shirts, since ya know, it deals with ethnic cleansing, global warming, and all that shit. Well, not really, but you get my drift. This shirt is funny as hell, be the first kid on your block to rock this tee!
