Looking for the perfect tee for that Star Wars fan in your life? Hell, this shirt even works for the most adamant Star Wars haters you know. It says “Fuck Alderaan …. as if suddenly millions of voices cried out in terror and I suddenly ceased to give a shit.” Probably one of our most offensive t-shirts, since ya know, it deals with ethnic cleansing, global warming, and all that shit. Well, not really, but you get my drift. This shirt is funny as hell, be the first kid on your block to rock this tee!