Don’t have a shiny set of ginger balls yourself, but have a loved one that has subjected you to the mess that is between their legs? We have the perfect way to not only show your support, but your disdain, for their condition. Our “I’m with ginger balls” shirt is sure to make an impact anywhere that you go. You been there, you done that, you may as well get the t-shirt!

I’m with Ginger Balls by shirtwhores
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Don’t know what ginger balls are? Then chances are you don’t have a set. Say it loud, and proud, you may have no soul, but you have a set of ginger balls that would make carrot top proud. Greatest gift you could EVER get your ginger friends, well, since we don’t sell souls. This is a very close second though, from your good friends at Shirt Whores.
Ginger Balls by shirtwhores
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Let everyone in the room know, from the instant that you walk in, that you are a man on a mission. Twat isn’t just a pastime for you. It’s a business, and business is GOOD! This shirt isn’t about the surge in Iraq, it’s about the surge in your crack. Zing. Two lame jokes in a row people, so you know I’m serious . Anyway pick up this shirt because I assume that no child labor was involved in the making of this shirt….most likely.
Twat Seeking Missile by shirtwhores
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If you can think of a better way to make a first impression on a date, then you need to let me know about it! Our “clean up on aisle my pants” Offensive t-shirt is sure to please the ladies, and by please, I mean gross out…..just a little. Plus, if you are lucky, you can puzzle a ditsy girl just long enough to make your move. I’m not saying I guarantee that this shirt will get you some action, but is missing out a chance you are willing to take? Didn’t think so.

Clean up on aisle my pants by shirtwhores
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Ok, didn’t believe us about vegan zombies still eating brains? Well, perhaps the hardest of the hardcore hippy zombies do, indeed, eat grains. Plus, it keeps them regular. Human flesh is so binding, especially since a zombie has no heartbeat to get their digestive tract going. What, do I put too much thought into zombie dietary logistics? Just buy the god damn shirt.
Vegan Zombies Eat Grains! by shirtwhores
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Finally, we are answering the immortal question of what it is exactly that vegan zombies it. The answer, is they still eat brains, stupid! They are god damn zombies, what do you expect? This one is flying off the shelves. We really DO crack ourselves up. Zing!

Vegan Zombies Eat Brains! by shirtwhores
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The answer is, of course, because “they love BRAINS!” This is one of our top rated double sided shirts. Check the link, and you can see both sides, as well as customize colors, shirt styles, etc. Grab one for the zombie, or horror, shirt fan in your life. Or yourself. Either way works for me, and remember 50% of all proceeds go towards getting me drunk!

Why do Zombies Hate Blondes? by shirtwhores
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Let the world know where your allegiances lay with our newest zombie shirt. Simple, and straight to the point. Brains! It’s whats for dinner!….and Lunch….And breakfast…..and possibly brunch. Wait, do zombies have brunch? Probably French zombies, eh?

Brains! by shirtwhores
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This gets my vote for best shirt of the year. How often do you come across a wicked shirt that not only looks classy, but lets the world know about your allegiance to the mighty Satan? I’ve rocked this tee to church before. Grandma couldn’t figure out why I was such a fan of satin, lol. It’s because it’s so soft and silky, now get the hell back in the car, I cracked the window for you and everything.  Don’t miss out on our exclusive satan phonetic tee, grab yourself one today!

Satan by shirtwhores
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Looking for the perfect tee for that Star Wars fan in your life? Hell, this shirt even works for the most adamant Star Wars haters you know. It says “Fuck Alderaan …. as if suddenly millions of voices cried out in terror and I suddenly ceased to give a shit.” Probably one of our most offensive t-shirts, since ya know, it deals with ethnic cleansing, global warming, and all that shit. Well, not really, but you get my drift. This shirt is funny as hell, be the first kid on your block to rock this tee!

Fuck Alderaan! by shirtwhores
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