Hey let the world know. You are a Cock, and you don’t care who knows about it. If you aren’t a cock, you for sure have a friend or two who are. You know, the guy that never kicks in for beer, or the other a-hole that always cock blocks you at the bar. Hell, even grab one of these beauties for mom, and tell her you bought it at Ikea, then laugh behind her back every time she wears it. Booya, in your face………mom.