If you can think of a better way to make a first impression on a date, then you need to let me know about it! Our “clean up on aisle my pants” Offensive t-shirt is sure to please the ladies, and by please, I mean gross out…..just a little. Plus, if you are lucky, you can puzzle a ditsy girl just long enough to make your move. I’m not saying I guarantee that this shirt will get you some action, but is missing out a chance you are willing to take? Didn’t think so.