Stick a dick in her, she’s done. If you don’t find this shirt funny there are so many things wrong with you. This shirt can be taken in so many different ways, it’s suitable for any situation. It’s the “aloha” of offensive t-shirts. Nab yours today!
Category: Sexual
Abortion – Because Condoms Make Sex Feel Weird
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Pro choice, not pro choice, there is one thing that we can all agree on. Condoms totally make sex feel weird. Use our preferred method of birth control. Abortion! A great shirt to have around the next time your republican/religious/etc. friends are having a little get together. Another in our series of awesomely offensive t-shirts.
My Other Shirt Is Banging Your Mom – Classic Version
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Perhaps you want to be a bit more refined, and find the drum set a bit over the top. You want to be a gentleman, but hey, you want people to know…….that your other shirt is totally banging their mom. We got you covered. It’s simple, classic, and classy. Good not only for working around the yard, but perfect for funerals, weddings, and bar mitzvahs (I assume, I don’t actually know what the hell those are).
My Other Shirt Is Banging Your Mom – Drum Version
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I crack up every time I see this shirt. Our newest in a long line of offensive t-shirts is this super classy tee that says “My Other Shirt is Banging Your Mom.” We jazzed up our classic best seller with a drum set, cause that increased the funny. Here at shirt whores, we are ALL about increasing the funny. Buy three, one for yourself, one to keep in the plastic, and one to trade with your friends. It’s just like comic books, or pogs, mofo. That’s right. I said pogs.
Designated Driver T-Shirt
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After about your 10th beer, you will probably need a designated driver. Lightweight. This shirt says “Double D For the PPD” then “Designated driver for the piss poor drunks, what did you think it meant, pervert?” It was made special for a friend of ours. Unlike this model, she actually has some double D’s, which makes the shirt funnier, cause B-cup for the ppd just doesn’t work. Now that we made her shirt, she can NEVER drink, which not only means there is more booze for us, but she also gets to experience our full charm as she is driving us about. That’s how it works right, the more booze the more charming you get? That’s at least how it works for the ppd crew.