Don’t have a shiny set of ginger balls yourself, but have a loved one that has subjected you to the mess that is between their legs? We have the perfect way to not only show your support, but your disdain, for their condition. Our “I’m with ginger balls” shirt is sure to make an impact anywhere that you go. You been there, you done that, you may as well get the t-shirt!

I’m with Ginger Balls by shirtwhores
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Don’t know what ginger balls are? Then chances are you don’t have a set. Say it loud, and proud, you may have no soul, but you have a set of ginger balls that would make carrot top proud. Greatest gift you could EVER get your ginger friends, well, since we don’t sell souls. This is a very close second though, from your good friends at Shirt Whores.
Ginger Balls by shirtwhores
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Let everyone in the room know, from the instant that you walk in, that you are a man on a mission. Twat isn’t just a pastime for you. It’s a business, and business is GOOD! This shirt isn’t about the surge in Iraq, it’s about the surge in your crack. Zing. Two lame jokes in a row people, so you know I’m serious . Anyway pick up this shirt because I assume that no child labor was involved in the making of this shirt….most likely.
Twat Seeking Missile by shirtwhores
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If you can think of a better way to make a first impression on a date, then you need to let me know about it! Our “clean up on aisle my pants” Offensive t-shirt is sure to please the ladies, and by please, I mean gross out…..just a little. Plus, if you are lucky, you can puzzle a ditsy girl just long enough to make your move. I’m not saying I guarantee that this shirt will get you some action, but is missing out a chance you are willing to take? Didn’t think so.

Clean up on aisle my pants by shirtwhores
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A bit more personal than our “stick a dick in her she’s done” shirt. It’s our new “stick a dick in ME I’m done” t-shirt. Perfect for mom, grandma, your girlfriend, the post office lady, that dame with the weird eye at the gym, your friends lesbian sister, your sister, hell any females on your shopping list. Don’t miss out on seeing the sheer joy that will come to that special lady in your life when she opens her gift, and there is a sexy dick related girlie tee waiting for her. Awwww.

Stick a dick in me I’m done by shirtwhores
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Stick a dick in her, she’s done. If you don’t find this shirt funny there are so many things wrong with you. This shirt can be taken in so many different ways, it’s suitable for any situation. It’s the “aloha” of offensive t-shirts. Nab yours today!

Stick a dick in her she’s done by shirtwhores
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Pro choice, not pro choice, there is one thing that we can all agree on. Condoms totally make sex feel weird. Use our preferred method of birth control. Abortion! A great shirt to have around the next time your republican/religious/etc. friends are having a little get together. Another in our series of awesomely offensive t-shirts.

Abortion by shirtwhores
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Perhaps you want to be a bit more refined, and find the drum set a bit over the top. You want to be a gentleman, but hey, you want people to know…….that your other shirt is totally banging their mom. We got you covered. It’s simple, classic, and classy. Good not only for working around the yard, but perfect for funerals, weddings, and  bar mitzvahs (I assume, I don’t actually know what the hell those are).

My other shirt is banging you mom by shirtwhores
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I crack up every time I see this shirt. Our newest in a long line of offensive t-shirts is this super classy tee that says “My Other Shirt is Banging Your Mom.” We jazzed up our classic best seller with a drum set, cause that increased the funny. Here at shirt whores, we are ALL about increasing the funny. Buy three, one for yourself, one to keep in the plastic, and one to trade with your friends. It’s just like comic books, or pogs, mofo. That’s right. I said pogs.

My other shirt is banging you mom by shirtwhores
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After about your 10th beer, you will probably need a designated driver. Lightweight. This shirt says “Double D For the PPD” then “Designated driver for the piss poor drunks, what did you think it meant, pervert?” It was made special for a friend of ours. Unlike this model, she actually has some double D’s, which makes the shirt funnier, cause B-cup for the ppd just doesn’t work. Now that we made her shirt, she can NEVER drink, which not only means there is more booze for us, but she also gets to experience our full charm as she is driving us about. That’s how it works right, the more booze the more charming you get? That’s at least how it works for the ppd crew.

Double D by shirtwhores
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