Category: Phonetic Goods

Herpes – Phonetic T-Shirt

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Herpes shirt
Say it loud, say it proud, or at least in the wittiest way possible. Nothing says good loving like playing Russian roulette with your genitals. Hell, maybe you stumbled across your roommates clinic results, or prescription to herpes medication, this would make an awesome wedding, graduation, birthday, or bachelor party gift. Hell, buy it for an ex girlfriend and let her know you shared more than the remote control during the time you were together. This is an offensive t-shirt straight from the heart, and the groin.

Lazy – Phonetic T-Shirt

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Lazy shirt
Another shirt whores exclusive t-shirt. This one is awesome. It sums up your life in just one word. Lazy. We know a thing or two about being lazy. Ever watched something horrible because the remote control was just out of reach? Ever said screw it and didn’t shave for a week, not on a quest for style, but because getting the mach 5 out of the drawer would require too much effort? We know where you are coming from, that’s why we designed this shirt. Hell, why do you think we make shirts? Cause we can do it while sitting on our asses! Don’t miss out on this awesome shirt design, nab one today!

Sniffing Glue – Phonetic T-Shirt

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Sniffing Glue shirt
Here is a variation on our ever popular glue sniffer offensive t-shirt. Maybe you don’t want to associate yourself fully, but you are a fan of the act of sniffing glue, or maybe you want to be the wittiest fuck on campus, who knows. Either way. I GUARANTEE you will make an impact with this awesome phonetic shirt. Buy one for yourself, and one for grandma, you know she likes a bit of the good stuff!
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Glue Sniffer – Phonetic T-Shirt

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Glue Sniffer shirt
Brain cells be damned, you are a glue sniffer (or just a fan of the genre) and are ready to come out of the closet and let the world know your passion for the sweet fumes of life. I don’t care if you got your start with model airplane glue, or hit straight to the industrial stuff, it’s all the same to me as long as you buy this shirt, cause I’m low on funds and Elmers just isn’t working!

Whiskey Dick – Phonetic T Shirt

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Whiskey Dick shirt
Another in our HOT best selling phonetic t shirt series. This time it’s the phonetic spelling of “Whiskey Dick.” Don’t act like it’s never happened to you before after a hard night of hitting the Gentlemans Jack. Now you can proudly display your shame for the full world to see, and feel smarter than all the dumb asses that can’t make it out. It’s a win-win situation really! Remember when you think offensive t-shirts, think of the fine folks at Shirt Whores!