This gets my vote for best shirt of the year. How often do you come across a wicked shirt that not only looks classy, but lets the world know about your allegiance to the mighty Satan? I’ve rocked this tee to church before. Grandma couldn’t figure out why I was such a fan of satin, lol. It’s because it’s so soft and silky, now get the hell back in the car, I cracked the window for you and everything.  Don’t miss out on our exclusive satan phonetic tee, grab yourself one today!

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After about your 10th beer, you will probably need a designated driver. Lightweight. This shirt says “Double D For the PPD” then “Designated driver for the piss poor drunks, what did you think it meant, pervert?” It was made special for a friend of ours. Unlike this model, she actually has some double D’s, which makes the shirt funnier, cause B-cup for the ppd just doesn’t work. Now that we made her shirt, she can NEVER drink, which not only means there is more booze for us, but she also gets to experience our full charm as she is driving us about. That’s how it works right, the more booze the more charming you get? That’s at least how it works for the ppd crew.

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Maybe you aren’t a cock, or a jackass, well that is why we made this special t-shirt for you, cause chances are you are a douche. No? Well chances are one of your friends are, so pick up this special phonetic shirt just for them. Don’t be a douche. See what I did there? Sigh.

Douche by shirtwhores
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Always beating other people to the punchline? Sometimes park too close so some other guy has to squeeze his fat ass into his car? Ever wrote a check in Walmart for a pack of cigarettes and some gummy bears? Well, my friend, you are probably a jackass.  Ya may as well pick up the shirt and let people know that you are one offensive mofo.

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Hey let the world know. You are a Cock, and you don’t care who knows about it. If you aren’t a cock, you for sure have a friend or two who are. You know, the guy that never kicks in for beer, or the other a-hole that always cock blocks you at the bar. Hell, even grab one of these beauties for mom, and tell her you bought it at Ikea, then laugh behind her back every time she wears it. Booya, in your face………mom.

Cock by shirtwhores
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Say it loud, say it proud, or at least in the wittiest way possible. Nothing says good loving like playing Russian roulette with your genitals. Hell, maybe you stumbled across your roommates clinic results, or prescription to herpes medication, this would make an awesome wedding, graduation, birthday, or bachelor party gift. Hell, buy it for an ex girlfriend and let her know you shared more than the remote control during the time you were together. This is an offensive t-shirt straight from the heart, and the groin.

Herpes by shirtwhores
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Another shirt whores exclusive t-shirt. This one is awesome. It sums up your life in just one word. Lazy. We know a thing or two about being lazy. Ever watched something horrible because the remote control was just out of reach? Ever said screw it and didn’t shave for a week, not on a quest for style, but because getting the mach 5 out of the drawer would require too much effort? We know where you are coming from, that’s why we designed this shirt. Hell, why do you think we make shirts? Cause we can do it while sitting on our asses! Don’t miss out on this awesome shirt design, nab one today!

Lazy by shirtwhores
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Here is a variation on our ever popular glue sniffer offensive t-shirt. Maybe you don’t want to associate yourself fully, but you are a fan of the act of sniffing glue, or maybe you want to be the wittiest fuck on campus, who knows. Either way. I GUARANTEE you will make an impact with this awesome phonetic shirt. Buy one for yourself, and one for grandma, you know she likes a bit of the good stuff!
Sniffing Glue by shirtwhores
Browse Phonetic T-Shirts

Brain cells be damned, you are a glue sniffer (or just a fan of the genre) and are ready to come out of the closet and let the world know your passion for the sweet fumes of life. I don’t care if you got your start with model airplane glue, or hit straight to the industrial stuff, it’s all the same to me as long as you buy this shirt, cause I’m low on funds and Elmers just isn’t working!

Glue Sniffer by shirtwhores
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Another in our HOT best selling phonetic t shirt series. This time it’s the phonetic spelling of “Whiskey Dick.” Don’t act like it’s never happened to you before after a hard night of hitting the Gentlemans Jack. Now you can proudly display your shame for the full world to see, and feel smarter than all the dumb asses that can’t make it out. It’s a win-win situation really! Remember when you think offensive t-shirts, think of the fine folks at Shirt Whores!

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