Category: Offensive

Fuck Alderaan – Star Wars T-Shirt

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Fuck Alderaan! shirt
Looking for the perfect tee for that Star Wars fan in your life? Hell, this shirt even works for the most adamant Star Wars haters you know. It says “Fuck Alderaan …. as if suddenly millions of voices cried out in terror and I suddenly ceased to give a shit.” Probably one of our most offensive t-shirts, since ya know, it deals with ethnic cleansing, global warming, and all that shit. Well, not really, but you get my drift. This shirt is funny as hell, be the first kid on your block to rock this tee!

Fuck Halo – Errrr I mean Ghalo

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FUCK GHALO shirt
Tired of your lame ass microsoft dick riding friends yapping about their Halo scores? Let them know how you really feel with our newest tee. Fuck Ghalo. Halo is so fucking gay, and so are your friends for playing a first person shooter without a keyboard and mouse. Stand proud against the legions of losers with your brand spanking new fuck ghalo shirt. Also, our research indicates it WILL Get you laid. Unlike Ghalo. Unless you are into hardcore gay sex…….cause then it may get you laid too. I’m just saying. Halo is gay. On about your business.

Stick A Dick In Me – I’m Done

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Stick a dick in me I'm done shirt
A bit more personal than our “stick a dick in her she’s done” shirt. It’s our new “stick a dick in ME I’m done” t-shirt. Perfect for mom, grandma, your girlfriend, the post office lady, that dame with the weird eye at the gym, your friends lesbian sister, your sister, hell any females on your shopping list. Don’t miss out on seeing the sheer joy that will come to that special lady in your life when she opens her gift, and there is a sexy dick related girlie tee waiting for her. Awwww.

Stick A Dick In Her – She’s Done

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Stick a dick in her she's done shirt
Stick a dick in her, she’s done. If you don’t find this shirt funny there are so many things wrong with you. This shirt can be taken in so many different ways, it’s suitable for any situation. It’s the “aloha” of offensive t-shirts. Nab yours today!

Abortion – Because Condoms Make Sex Feel Weird

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Abortion shirt
Pro choice, not pro choice, there is one thing that we can all agree on. Condoms totally make sex feel weird. Use our preferred method of birth control. Abortion! A great shirt to have around the next time your republican/religious/etc. friends are having a little get together. Another in our series of awesomely offensive t-shirts.