Don’t have a shiny set of ginger balls yourself, but have a loved one that has subjected you to the mess that is between their legs? We have the perfect way to not only show your support, but your disdain, for their condition. Our “I’m with ginger balls” shirt is sure to make an impact anywhere that you go. You been there, you done that, you may as well get the t-shirt!

I’m with Ginger Balls by shirtwhores
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Don’t know what ginger balls are? Then chances are you don’t have a set. Say it loud, and proud, you may have no soul, but you have a set of ginger balls that would make carrot top proud. Greatest gift you could EVER get your ginger friends, well, since we don’t sell souls. This is a very close second though, from your good friends at Shirt Whores.
Ginger Balls by shirtwhores
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Let everyone in the room know, from the instant that you walk in, that you are a man on a mission. Twat isn’t just a pastime for you. It’s a business, and business is GOOD! This shirt isn’t about the surge in Iraq, it’s about the surge in your crack. Zing. Two lame jokes in a row people, so you know I’m serious . Anyway pick up this shirt because I assume that no child labor was involved in the making of this shirt….most likely.
Twat Seeking Missile by shirtwhores
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If you can think of a better way to make a first impression on a date, then you need to let me know about it! Our “clean up on aisle my pants” Offensive t-shirt is sure to please the ladies, and by please, I mean gross out…..just a little. Plus, if you are lucky, you can puzzle a ditsy girl just long enough to make your move. I’m not saying I guarantee that this shirt will get you some action, but is missing out a chance you are willing to take? Didn’t think so.

Clean up on aisle my pants by shirtwhores
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This gets my vote for best shirt of the year. How often do you come across a wicked shirt that not only looks classy, but lets the world know about your allegiance to the mighty Satan? I’ve rocked this tee to church before. Grandma couldn’t figure out why I was such a fan of satin, lol. It’s because it’s so soft and silky, now get the hell back in the car, I cracked the window for you and everything.  Don’t miss out on our exclusive satan phonetic tee, grab yourself one today!

Satan by shirtwhores
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Looking for the perfect tee for that Star Wars fan in your life? Hell, this shirt even works for the most adamant Star Wars haters you know. It says “Fuck Alderaan …. as if suddenly millions of voices cried out in terror and I suddenly ceased to give a shit.” Probably one of our most offensive t-shirts, since ya know, it deals with ethnic cleansing, global warming, and all that shit. Well, not really, but you get my drift. This shirt is funny as hell, be the first kid on your block to rock this tee!

Fuck Alderaan! by shirtwhores
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Tired of your lame ass microsoft dick riding friends yapping about their Halo scores? Let them know how you really feel with our newest tee. Fuck Ghalo. Halo is so fucking gay, and so are your friends for playing a first person shooter without a keyboard and mouse. Stand proud against the legions of losers with your brand spanking new fuck ghalo shirt. Also, our research indicates it WILL Get you laid. Unlike Ghalo. Unless you are into hardcore gay sex…….cause then it may get you laid too. I’m just saying. Halo is gay. On about your business.

FUCK GHALO by shirtwhores
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A bit more personal than our “stick a dick in her she’s done” shirt. It’s our new “stick a dick in ME I’m done” t-shirt. Perfect for mom, grandma, your girlfriend, the post office lady, that dame with the weird eye at the gym, your friends lesbian sister, your sister, hell any females on your shopping list. Don’t miss out on seeing the sheer joy that will come to that special lady in your life when she opens her gift, and there is a sexy dick related girlie tee waiting for her. Awwww.

Stick a dick in me I’m done by shirtwhores
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Stick a dick in her, she’s done. If you don’t find this shirt funny there are so many things wrong with you. This shirt can be taken in so many different ways, it’s suitable for any situation. It’s the “aloha” of offensive t-shirts. Nab yours today!

Stick a dick in her she’s done by shirtwhores
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Pro choice, not pro choice, there is one thing that we can all agree on. Condoms totally make sex feel weird. Use our preferred method of birth control. Abortion! A great shirt to have around the next time your republican/religious/etc. friends are having a little get together. Another in our series of awesomely offensive t-shirts.

Abortion by shirtwhores
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