Don’t know what ginger balls are? Then chances are you don’t have a set. Say it loud, and proud, you may have no soul, but you have a set of ginger balls that would make carrot top proud. Greatest gift you could EVER get your ginger friends, well, since we don’t sell souls. This is a very close second though, from your good friends at Shirt Whores.
Ginger Balls by shirtwhores
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Ok, didn’t believe us about vegan zombies still eating brains? Well, perhaps the hardest of the hardcore hippy zombies do, indeed, eat grains. Plus, it keeps them regular. Human flesh is so binding, especially since a zombie has no heartbeat to get their digestive tract going. What, do I put too much thought into zombie dietary logistics? Just buy the god damn shirt.
Vegan Zombies Eat Grains! by shirtwhores
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Finally, we are answering the immortal question of what it is exactly that vegan zombies it. The answer, is they still eat brains, stupid! They are god damn zombies, what do you expect? This one is flying off the shelves. We really DO crack ourselves up. Zing!

Vegan Zombies Eat Brains! by shirtwhores
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The answer is, of course, because “they love BRAINS!” This is one of our top rated double sided shirts. Check the link, and you can see both sides, as well as customize colors, shirt styles, etc. Grab one for the zombie, or horror, shirt fan in your life. Or yourself. Either way works for me, and remember 50% of all proceeds go towards getting me drunk!

Why do Zombies Hate Blondes? by shirtwhores
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Let the world know where your allegiances lay with our newest zombie shirt. Simple, and straight to the point. Brains! It’s whats for dinner!….and Lunch….And breakfast…..and possibly brunch. Wait, do zombies have brunch? Probably French zombies, eh?

Brains! by shirtwhores
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