After about your 10th beer, you will probably need a designated driver. Lightweight. This shirt says “Double D For the PPD” then “Designated driver for the piss poor drunks, what did you think it meant, pervert?” It was made special for a friend of ours. Unlike this model, she actually has some double D’s, which makes the shirt funnier, cause B-cup for the ppd just doesn’t work. Now that we made her shirt, she can NEVER drink, which not only means there is more booze for us, but she also gets to experience our full charm as she is driving us about. That’s how it works right, the more booze the more charming you get? That’s at least how it works for the ppd crew.

Double D by shirtwhores
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Another in our HOT best selling phonetic t shirt series. This time it’s the phonetic spelling of “Whiskey Dick.” Don’t act like it’s never happened to you before after a hard night of hitting the Gentlemans Jack. Now you can proudly display your shame for the full world to see, and feel smarter than all the dumb asses that can’t make it out. It’s a win-win situation really! Remember when you think offensive t-shirts, think of the fine folks at Shirt Whores!

Whiskey Dick by shirtwhores
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If found please return to nearest bar. by shirtwhores

The original Piss Poor Drunks t-shirt design from your friends at Shirt Whores. Why do they call us the piss poor drunks? Because we are piss poor, and we like to get drunk. Don’t be stupid. Even if you aren’t a member of the crew, it’s still a stylish shirt to wear on any of your booze fueled adventures. Pick one up today, and impress the bar flies!

piss poor drunks – black tee by shirtwhores